Well done

I was recently at The Attic a nice old bar with a familiar smell and shape to it. It was Monday night and they always have five dollar burgers on Monday night (for future reference.) I often order burgers well done because it is fun to say, but my order came back to be RARE! Now this was not infuriating can't complain about a 3 dollar price break. What occurred to me was that this always happens. Every Restaurant at which I order my burger well done, comes back rare. This to me calls for a name change, why do they even call it rare, let's call it common or not-done. It is definitely not rare. On a brighter note Stephen Colberts new book is out I Am America: And So Can You in which he adequately demonstrates abundant stupidites throughout our great nation.
including but not limited to:
The family, old people, animals, religion, sports, sex & dating, homosexuals, higher education, hollywood, the media, class wars, race, immigrants and science.
proving things are really only as funny as you can make them...
He makes them hilarious.