Friday, June 6, 2008

Go to the Airport


I like traveling, and I like airports. You can shop at the airport, eat greasy food, and hang out, waiting for something to happen. In many ways, going to the airport is like going to the mall. But airports are better for the following reasons:
1. You can sit on the floor.
2. You get to take your shoes off.
3. You can eat alone at a restaurant without fellow diners assuming you've been stood up by your date.
4. You can be fairly certain that no one is carrying a bomb.
That is why we should all spend more time in airports. Thank you.