Things Teenagers Do

1) Run around in the snow wearing flipflops and little shorts that say stuff on the butt.

2) Fight with their parents.

3) Experiment with their sexuality.

4) Dye their hair funky colors.

5) Read The Catcher in the Rye.

6) Contemplate the sheer awesomeness of being them.

7) Get all angsty about how maybe life is meaningless and nothing matters and they aren't the awesomest thing in the universe after all, then realize they are thinking very deep thoughts which no one else thinks, because everyone besides them is shallow and stupid.

8) Contemplate the awesomeness of being them.

9) Watch Mean Girls.

Now let's see how many of these I can get done before midnight, when my ontological state shifts from that of being-nominally-a-teenager to that of being-nominally-an-adult.