Quotes

Just a few things I've said that I want written down after I die:

• "Happy Halloween: The only day that scaring the crap out of small children is socially acceptable."
• "Take a picture of a teenager and you've created a memory. Give a teenager a camera and the internet will never be the same again."
• "Everybody smile, it's the end of the world."
• "Taco Bell is basically dog food"

More to come soon.