Wednesday, October 31, 2007

My NaNo

I've narrowed down my list of possible NaNos to Wri for NaNoWriMo. The three finalists are...

1) 'Shrek 4,' a screenplay for the exciting new installment in which Fiona is sentenced to death by lethal injection for performing inhumane experiments on Puss-n-Boots in the name of theoretical physics, and Donkey sings a snappy tune called 'I Have Mixed Feelings about the Teleological Suspension of the Ethical.'

2) 'The Pirate's Wench,' a postmodern choose-your-own-adventure romance.

3) 'Gossip and Lies,' an annotated Venn diagram, based on a sixteen-year-old girl's disillusioning but fashion-conscious experience of being popular at prep school.

Help me complete step 1 of Operation Harpoon by posting a comment to vote on your favorite NaNo.

4 comments:

Evan said...

3, because by god do I want to know what a novel-length venn diagram looks like.

JOHN AND MONICA said...

Well, much as I hate to, I have to agree with Evan. However, as a newly appointed B'ARFO, I think my opinion should count for more than anyone elses!
john

Anonymous said...

On second thought I agree with Evan.
The plot could use adjustment, but the format just can't be beat!
consider adding radioactive mutants near the prep school. :)

Hargobind Khalsa said...

I'm going to have to say I'm split between 2 and 3. I'm very curious what you're planning to do with a novel length venn diagram...

But at some point you still have to write "The Pirate's Wench"... it's required.