A gross assault upon the standards of decency has been committed in the Rotner/Uhr Basement. I went into the bathroom tonight with the reasonable goal of brushing my teeth and the naive expectation that this process would involve removing germs from my mouth. This was not to be. When I picked my toothbrush up off the counter where it lay dejectedly in a pool of water, I was horrified to see that its head was drenched in the blue mouthwash my little brother uses. I was obliged, upon further observation, to note the presence of toothmarks. Tomorrow I will buy a new toothbrush, but this affront to my delicate sensibilities will not soon be forgotten.
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