You leap up towards the quickly vanishing spot of light which is the world and all OK things and reach for the top stair with your pink, grasping fingers. You clamber onto it as it sinks and from there lunge at the unmoving comb-like thingy that scrapes the grooves in the steps at the top of the escalator. Unfortunately it does not provide much to hold onto, so when Steve-o grabs your ankle and starts dragging you down, you immediately lose your grip and tumble down on top of him. Steve-o pulls his arm back to punch you, but you move your head, and his knuckles collide crunchingly with the stainless steel step your head had been on. You kick Steve-o in the face, and he topples over backwards into the dark, leaving a trail of spattered blood along the glass sides of the escalator. You turn and realize that the spot of light is almost invisible now. You run up the steps, taking two at a time, sweating all over the new Abercrombie t-shirt you just stole by putting it on in the dressing room under your Che Guavera t-shirt. As you near the top, a figure appears, holding out a hand towards you. Your eyes have not yet adjusted to the light, so it takes you several moments to realize that the figure is a zombie pirate.
If you would like to hope the zombie pirate is friendly and accept his help up, comment '1'.
If you would like to shoot the zombie pirate in the head with your laser gun, comment '2'.
If you would like to run back down the escalator like a yellow turdurken, comment '3'.
1 comment:
I'd say 1 followed with 2 if it turns out it's not friendly... am I allowed to do that, combine two choices...?
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